- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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