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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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