Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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