- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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