how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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