- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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