- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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