Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti - Jokes. com

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...