- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Lil Wayne

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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