- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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