Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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