- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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