- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What is life? Paul.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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