- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Asians.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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