Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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hi jonny

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Why? Because.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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