- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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