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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Whats black and gay? Obama

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's just not right? Left

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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