- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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