- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A bar walks into a man

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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