- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Wanna hear a joke? no

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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