- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Your mother is so fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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