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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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