- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Obama

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??