What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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