- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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