- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What page are you on The gay page.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Matthew Wyckoff

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Women's rights

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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