- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

This is not a joke.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Click here to end the world.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

whats green and lives in the water

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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