Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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