- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Knock Knock. Doors open

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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