- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I like school Said no one ever.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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