- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Faithful men.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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