Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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