Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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stinky boner

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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