- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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