- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

So a bar walks into a man...

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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