- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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