- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A house comes around the corner.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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