Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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