- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Michael Brown

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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