Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Donald Trump

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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