what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Suck pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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