- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

PENIS that is all

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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