So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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