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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How old are you? 7

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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