- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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