- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

No it doesnt..

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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