- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's just not right? Left

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

a man was shot.... he died

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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