- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Barack Obama.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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