Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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