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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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