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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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