Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

your so fat. your fat!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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