- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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