- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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