Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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