Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Bob Saget that is all

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

tim has no humor

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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