- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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