What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I Have a Black Friend

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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