- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Women.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??