- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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