What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Your adopted

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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pudding

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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