Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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non poop

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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