- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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