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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than this That :(

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

God is real.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What is the name of the car? What

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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