- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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