How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Bitch

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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