- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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