an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

non poop

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

haha

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

XD Jackass.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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