whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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69.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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