What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Shltskc gw? G

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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