- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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