All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than this That :(

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock Knock. Not home.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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