A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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