- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

who do we all like george goodburn

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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