what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Andoni was here

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Urban ghettos

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Katy Perry

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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