- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I had friends on the Death Star.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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