Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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