- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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