whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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