What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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