- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Chuck Norris.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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