Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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