- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Latvia isn't a joke

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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