Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Women's rights

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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