Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

womens rights

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Diarrhea

Chris is hairy

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Fat? Jesse Z

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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