- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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