Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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