- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

i have read and agree to the terms of service

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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