- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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