What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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