What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Donald Trump

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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