- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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