- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

You are joking right?

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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