Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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