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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Small Penis.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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