- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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