- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What comes after 69? 70

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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