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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A man did not like this site

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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