Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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