- Anti Joke

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Obama lin Baden.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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