What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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like most people my age. im 27

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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