- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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