If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

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