Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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