- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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