- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

I literally died laughing

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

you will like this because i am black.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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