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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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I literally died laughing

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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