- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

The cream, it is coming

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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