Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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