- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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