- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

whats white jizz

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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