- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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