How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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