- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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