- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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