- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Massie is a fatass

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